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Another week, another group meltdown disguised as a podcast.Chris and Dave return to process—sorry, celebrate—the Packers’ latest masterpiece of self-sabotage: a 16-13 home loss to Carolina that made Bryce Young look like Joe Montana and turned Matt LaFleur into Matt LaF-Lurex-Body-Spray. The boys start with a heartfelt thank-you to Tom in Germany for his donation…

At long last, Chris and Dave have achieved enlightenment — not from ayahuasca, but from beating Aaron Rodgers in black and gold. The trip to Pittsburgh felt like group therapy in a stadium with too many vowels, where the Packers somehow won despite their best efforts to cause a collective coronary. The guys bask in…

Chris and Dave return for another half-therapy, half-comedy session disguised as a Packers podcast, fighting through technical difficulties that were somehow less confusing than Matt LaFleur’s play-calling. The Packers’ offense once again looked like a bad improv troupe (“Yes, and… three-and-out”), while the defense seemed determined to audition for the role of “perpetually late to…

Chris and Dave return for another emotional autopsy disguised as a Packers podcast, breaking down Green Bay’s “win” over the Bengals—a game so weird it deserves therapy. The defense started out like world-beaters, then ghosted faster than your last Tinder date. LaFleur ran the ball like it was a court-ordered mandate, Jordan Love looked competent……

Bye week? Please. That just means open season for the Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Picks and a full hour of Chris and Dave gleefully poking at the Packers with a stick. We kick off by welcoming “all you degenerates” (their words!) and delivering a gloriously unhinged Ticket King read, including a debate over whether it’s “TicketKing.com”…

In the wake of a highly disappointing loss to the Browns, Chris and Dave brought in the esteemed Dr. Klaus, which was about the only competent decision of the night. Otherwise, it was Jordan “Trap Door” Love at QB—one moment promising, the next bewildering. To make matters worse, penalties piled up like dirty laundry, And…

Chris and Dave roar into the Packers’ matchup against a Johnson-less Detroit outfit, with Micah Parsons making a dominant debut that shaped the flow of what turned out to be a one-sided game. The fellas weigh in on Jordan Love’s performance—“adequate” might be a fair description—and debate what that means going forward. As always, they…