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This one isn’t loud.It’s worse than that. After a brutal, deflating playoff loss to the Bears, Chris and Dave arrive at a realization that no amount of screaming, coping, or “processing” can fix what just happened. So Packers Therapy is… temporarily suspended. Welcome to Packers Stoicism. In this episode, we examine the season-ending collapse not…

The Packers ended the regular season the way the universe clearly intended: by shuffling into Minnesota, fielding a roster made of practice-squad LinkedIn profiles, and producing an offensive masterpiece so daring it finished with negative passing yardage. That’s not a typo. That’s not “net yards with sacks.” That’s not “if you squint.” That’s -7. In…

There are losses that hurt, and then there are losses that sit you down, take your lunch money, and explain—calmly and efficiently—that whatever you thought you were building… is not ready. This was the second kind. Packers Therapy returns after a Ravens game that never really felt competitive, even during the brief moments when the…

The Packers didn’t just lose to the Bears.They carefully assembled a win, admired it for most of the afternoon, and then systematically dismantled it in front of everyone. Packers Therapy #497 — “Bears Still Suck, Johnson Too” is Chris and Dave trying to make sense of a collapse that felt both shocking and completely predictable.…

There are losses, and then there are existential losses — the kind that don’t just beat you on the scoreboard, but sit you down afterward and ask uncomfortable questions about your relationship with professional football. This was one of those. In “Nix Picks Nixed,” Chris and Dave come off the Broncos loss sounding less like…

Chris and Dave trudge back into the Therapy lounge after a Bears game so ugly it should probably be classified as a crime scene. The Packers won—technically, spiritually, debatably—but that doesn’t stop the boys from unpacking every chaotic, bone-headed, infuriating moment like two men sorting recycling while blindfolded. The episode opens with the guys trying…

Chris and Dave return from their post-Thanksgiving coma to break down a truly delightful holiday miracle: Matt LaFleur kicking Dan Campbell’s oversized, protein-powder-stabilized can all over the Motor City. It was a week of snow, nostalgia, mispronounced statistics, and the philosophical revelation that Jordan Love may, in fact, be a being in the process of…