According to the New York Times’ Playoff Simulator, the Green Bay Packers have a 94% chance of making the playoffs! That is great news. It goes on to say that the Packers have an eight percent chance of earning the 1st seed, a 58% chance of hosting a wildcard game, a 28% chance of just…
Through Week Eleven, the Green Bay Packers have the 22nd-most passing attempts per game while ranking 11th in rushing attempts. That needs to change going forward if the Packers want to find real balance in their offense. Normally, when a team needs more balance, it means establishing a more consistent running attack. But this Packers…
Chris and Dave fire up an emergency session of Packers Therapy after realizing they forgot the one thing their listeners desperately crave each week: the Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Picks. Fueled by rain-soaked Wisconsin gloom, the Austrian-Missourian territorial crisis, a Mountain Dew Baja Blast, and the Freeman Family Economic Stimulus Package, our boys return to settle…
Chris and Dave stumble into an emergency session of Packers Therapy just minutes after a 27–26 win that somehow felt like losing a bet with a raccoon. Yes, the Packers won. No, they didn’t look good doing it. And yes, the Giants did everything short of gift-wrapping the game in deli paper and handing it…
Chris and Dave shuffle back into the booth for another week of professional coping. The Packers, bless their confused little hearts, have officially hit the “Can’t. Can’t. Can’t.” portion of the season — can’t run, can’t tackle, can’t call a play without someone pulling a hamstring or a metaphorical muscle. Jordan Love continues his season-long…
Another week, another group meltdown disguised as a podcast.Chris and Dave return to process—sorry, celebrate—the Packers’ latest masterpiece of self-sabotage: a 16-13 home loss to Carolina that made Bryce Young look like Joe Montana and turned Matt LaFleur into Matt LaF-Lurex-Body-Spray. The boys start with a heartfelt thank-you to Tom in Germany for his donation…
At long last, Chris and Dave have achieved enlightenment — not from ayahuasca, but from beating Aaron Rodgers in black and gold. The trip to Pittsburgh felt like group therapy in a stadium with too many vowels, where the Packers somehow won despite their best efforts to cause a collective coronary. The guys bask in…