Week 1 is in the books and the Packers are already in the shop. Chris and Dave open with a two word verdict from the team chaplain and spend the next hour deciding whether this is fixable or just familiar. Dave admits he didn’t watch it live and makes a surprisingly strong case for why.…
Another Tuesday night, another bag ripped open—and this one is stuffed with Bears hate, Vikings apathy, playoff anxiety, and top-shelf Facebook bulls**t. Chris Lempesis is back with a brand-new edition of Emptying The Bag, answering everything he didn’t get to after the Packers wrapped up an essentially meaningless regular-season finale against Minnesota. And for once,…
The Packers ended the regular season the way the universe clearly intended: by shuffling into Minnesota, fielding a roster made of practice-squad LinkedIn profiles, and producing an offensive masterpiece so daring it finished with negative passing yardage. That’s not a typo. That’s not “net yards with sacks.” That’s not “if you squint.” That’s -7. In…