In Bond-like Fashion, Packers opt to Die Another Day

Beep…Beep…Beep…Beep: The sound of a heart monitor. Life support. By the time the Cleveland Browns went up 21-7 vs. the Packers, cheeseheads everywhere were preparing to hear the flatline sound. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. “Green Bay Packers 2017 Season time of death: 4:07 Eastern Daylight Time…. Location: Cleveland, Ohio… Cause of death: Murder by zombie Browns.” Lord knows […]

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Browns Anything but a Trap Game for Packers

Anyone who happens to swing by the Mistake by the Lake on Sunday can get some cheap thrills starting at $14.   That’s right. These are the starting prices for the clash between the Green Bay Packers and Cleveland Browns. These are the types of tickets that would be available in Green Bay if Aaron […]

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3 Keys for Packers to Salvage Season

Going in to Sunday’s game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the Green Bay Packers are in a familiar, must-win situation. Fortunately for them, it’s a winnable situation for the week. In the next five weeks, however, they are going to need some favorable cards dealt their way along with performing at a higher level among […]

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Packers Radio Voice Makes a Compelling Point

Wayne Larrivee, the voice of the Packers Radio Network, is a pro’s pro. He’s the best radio announcer in the NFL. He’s clear, concise, and paints a wonderful picture of the game through his words over the radio airwaves. While he’s pulling for the hometown team, he isn’t over the top about it. He keeps […]

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BREAKING: The Bennett Brothers are Frauds

Rewind to March 2017. The Green Bay Packers made a sizable splash early in free agency by signing a well known veteran in Martellus Bennett. They tacked on Lance Kendricks a day or so later, and shocked the entire fan base with such rapid fire activity in free agency. Fast forward to mid-November 2017. Packers […]

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Packers Sort of Inspire Promise-ish…Kind Of

It has been a month since the Packers came away with a “W” (fortunately, not a Jameis Winston kind of “W”). By this point, the Packers would take any kind of “W”. For those who ordered an ugly, sloppy “W”, you got your wish from the contest that somewhat resembled a football game at Solider […]

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Packers Have Officially Entered the Upside Down

The portal into the Upside Down has been opened, and the Packers are entrenched there.   Okay, for those who don’t understand this, get your lives together and catch up on Stranger Things on Netflix. It’s all the rage right now and all the cool kids are doing it. If you don’t know the 411 […]

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